In which Vaan, Penelo, Ashe and Basch witness a bit of the Viera Mating Ritual for themselves. X3
Timeline: Game, any time about 4 weeks before the Pharos Light House you wanna fit it into. With having to walk to most of the places I doubt the whole quest took less than a month
No way! Argued Vaan Thats totally bogus.
Is not! Penelo argued back. Im telling you Vaan, thats just how it is.
I seriously doubt it. Vaan said skeptically
Suddenly the argument of two young Rabanastans were interrupted by a sky pirate running by.
Ah. He can settle this
Balthier! Called Vaan
Balthier stopped and wheeled around to see who called him. Ah! Vaan! Perfect. He quickly backtracked to where Vaan and Penelo were. Be a good lad and hang on to this for me. Balthier thrusting his intricately embroidered leather vest into Vaans hands. Ah! And while Im thinking about it
The pirate quickly pulled off his shirt and added to the vest in the confused young thiefs hands.
Penelo pleasantly took notice of the dashing young mans nicely toned and defined torso. Mmm.
Hu? But what for? protested Vaan
Because I rather like them and dont want them to get ruined. Balthier said as if the fact was as clear as day.
Balthier noticed Penelo noticing him and flashed her one of his charming boyish grins before dashing off again. Thanks Vaan! he called as he turned the corner
what was that all about? questioned Vaan. He turned to his childhood friend, noticing her pleasantly lust tinted smile as her eyes watched the rouge pirates backside disappear around the corner.
Uh! Penelo! said a flustered and slightly annoyed Vaan giving her a look.
What? questioned Penelo A girl can look cant she?
Vaan opened his mouth to say something when suddenly, he found himself flat on his back with the wind knocked out of him.
Vaan was shocked to find a Viera on top of him franticly sniffing at the clothing he was holding. Fran?! What the
Frans head shot up and she glared at Vaan with crazed wild eyes. Where is he?! She demanded in a growling echoing voice. Which way did he go?
Hu? A very startled and confused Vaan asked
You mean Balthier? Asked a calm yet amused Penelo He ran that way.
Frans head shot up and followed the direction Penelo was pointing before rushing off on the route directed.
After the frenzied Viera cleared the corner, Penelos curiosity got the best of her and she started to follow.
Penelo! Where do you think youre going? Question Vaan
Oh come on, Vaan. Dont act like youre not interested in seeing this too.
The young thief took a moment to contemplate and then got up to follow his friend.
Balthier was sprinting upstairs to where the rooms the group had reserved for that night were.
Hahaha. The pirate laughed to himself over the fiendish trick he had just played on the poor young desert rouge. I would have loved to see the look Vaans face. So sorry Vaan, alls fair in love and war you know, and my joke at your expense bought me some time.
Balthier cleared the stairs and was almost to his room when suddenly Ashe came out of hers, the two nearly colliding
Ah! So sorry
Apologies the princess, as she looks up at who she had almost run into. Balthier! W-what in the world? She exclaimed getting an eye full of Balthiers half nakedness.
Princess. Balthier flashed Ashe a wide beaming grin So sorry, my fault, Im afraid I havent the time to chat right at this moment so if you will please excuse me
Ashe suddenly gave a surprised shriek as Fran suddenly came flying towards them.
The Viera pounced on Balthier, arms and legs wrapped tightly around him. Got you!
It took all of Balthiers strength to hold his ground and stay standing against Frans flying embrace, but managed it. Yes, so you have.
That was a vicious trick you played on our little thief indeed, a cunning ploy to buy you time
devious, yet clever
so very you. Frans voice playfully mischievous
Yes I thought so as well. Smiled Balthier, I figured you of all people would appreciate the fine ingenuity of it... Now then, Fran, darling, if you dont mind, the clinging grip you have on me is causing your long rather sharp nails to dig into my arm
Fran released Balthier and unwrapped her long limbs from around his body. Balthiers reprieve didnt last long for Fran then shoved him against the wall and proceeded to ravenously feed on Balthiers mouth in the form of a deep eagerly zealous kiss.
While Fran attempted to eat Balthier mouth first, her hands frantically found their way to his belt.
Balthiers hands quickly and firmly grasped the Vieras wrists causing her to pull back and shoot the man a very unfriendly look.
Now Fran. Balthier said in a calm yet firm tone, not flinching at Frans evil eye look. What did we discus about privacy?
At that moment the door next to Fran and Balthier opened and Basch stuck his head out. Is everything all right out here? inquired the ex-captain Whats all the commotion about?
Fran took the opportunity to grab a fistful of the unsuspecting mans vest, wrench him the rest of the way out of his room and dragged her pirate comrade into it, closing the door with a fiercely loud slam.
Ashe rapidly blinked a few times. Oh
Whoa. Said Vaan peeking up from the stairs with Penelo peeking over him
happened? Questioned a very confused and perplexed Basch
Balthier had just dashed up the stairs as I came out of my room and we almost ran into each other
.then we were standing here, when out of no where Fran
Ashe tilted her head trying to think of the right word.
Just, jumps Balthier
Flying leap! And then Bam! said Vaan. It was so cool.
Penelo laughed Ya, it was funnier when she did it to you though. Man the look on your face.
And then, Ashe went on Fran shoved Balthier against wall and well
Tonsil hockey! Laughed Vaan I swear! She had her tongue halfway down Bals throat. Oh man it was so awesome.
Ew! said Penelo No one wants to hear what a flaming perv you are.
Ya, and who was the one that wanted to follow them in the first place? asked Vaan
Ashe continued ignoring the orphans banter. And now
Heads turned as moans start coming from the room Balthier and Fran now occupied.
Bal and Fran are totally getting it on! smiled Vaan Go Bal!
Go Fran. Penelo giggled
Ashe only covered her mouth and proceeded to turn a bright shade of red.
Im putting in for a room change. The ex-captain sighed and started walking off down the hall.
The blushing princess and giggling orphans followed him down the stairs, leaving the pirates to their affaires.